Avenue Q — The internet is for porn

Ehe dieses hier völlig in Vergessenheit gerät, möchte ich es doch gerne festhalten:
Live-Mitschnitt (Argentinien 2006) auf YouTube anschauen…

KATE MONSTER: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I’m gonna teach something relevant, somenthing modern: the internet!

The internet is really really great — For porn! –
I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait — For porn! – What?
There’s always some new site — For porn! –
I browse all day and night — For porn! –
It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light — For porn! – Trekkie!

The internet is for porn – Trekkie!
The internet is for porn – What are you doing!?
Why you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

K: Treee-kkie!
T: Oh hello Kate monster.
K: You are ruining my song!
T: Oh me sorry, me no mean to…
K: Well if you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
T: Okie dokie.
K: Good.

I’m glad we have this new technology – For porn! –
Which gives us untold opportunity – For por- Oops, sorry –
Right from you own desktop – For … –
You can research, browse and shop – Mmmf! –
Until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop – FOR PORN!! – Trekkie!

The internet is for porn! — Nooo! –
The internet is for porn! – Trekkie… –
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

K: That’s gross, you’re a pervert!
T: Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster.
K: No really, you’re a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
T: Ohhhh?
K: What?!
T: You have no idea. Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready! — Ready! — Ready!
T: Let me hear it!

The internet is for porn! — Sorry Kate! –
The internet is for porn! — I masturbate! –
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn! — The internet is not for porn!
– PORN!, PORN, P—

K: HOLD ON A SECOND!
T: WHAT?
K: Now I know for a fact that you, Rob check your portfolio and trade stocks online?
R: That’s correct.
K: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
B: Sure!
K: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on ebay.
G: Yes I do!
K: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
P: True!
T: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
P: Yeah
K: EEEWWWWW!

The internet is for porn! — Gross! –
The internet is for porn! — I hate porn! –
Grab your dick and double click — ARGH! –
For porn, porn, porn! — I hate men! –
Porn, porn, porn, porn! — I’m leaving! –
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn! — I hate the internet! –
Porn, porn, porn, porn!
The internet is for –
The internet is for –
The internet is for PORN!
YEAH!